After 20+ years on Microsoft operating systems, I’m finally considering moving over to the dark side (or *away* from the dark side, depending on who you ask, LOL!). Yes, I’m considering buying a Mac. Actually a MacBook.

I decided to get a Dell 1405 because of it’s purported great battery life and I placed my order Friday night (and I got a 25% coupon, sweet!). Then two things happened on the same day; Dell held my order waiting for me to call to verify it, and I got a MacMall catalog in the mail and decided to read it. Hmmm.

I blogged about the Mac when I first heard of Parallels, and a friend of mine has a MacBook Pro that he runs Windows on so I’ve been considering it for a while. Well, yesterday I went to the store to check it out and it was pretty nice (except for lack of a right mouse button, doh!) but the guy at CompUSA couldn’t tell me about battery life.

No problem, I have another friend with a MacBook and I emailed him to ask about battery life. To which he replied:

I just googled for “mac book pro extended battery” and it
returned plenty of results…

Ouch, Busted! He did go on to relay his experiences, but point taken. :)

Anyway, though I still haven’t decided which laptop to get, I christen thee a new meme in my friends honor while I pay homage to that soon-to-be bygone era where a few people actually did read the manual:

GTFK: Google The F***in’ Keywords

Just to be explicit, there is a proper context for using GTFK. When someone asks you a question that requires a long explanation that they could have easily answered themselves, it is perfectly appropriate to simple tell them:


From this I’m sure they will get the message. ;-)

P.S. I know I don’t have to tell you what the *** stands for.

Mea Culpa, Dell

Last Wednesday I blogged about how bigger companies, like Dell and Sony, do a poor job of providing a rapid response to online orders and customer concerns.  However, I was hasty in my blogging and need to (partially) apologize to Dell (but not Sony in this case.)

The computer arrived on Monday, one day after I needed it, but it turns out one day wasn’t a problem.

Sorry Dell.  Mea Cupla. You done good! :)

P.S. The reason I said "partially" apologize was Dell’s online order tracking system quoted the delivery date as if the computer had to first be built instead of recognizing it was a Dell Outlet purchase and hence was already built. Further, when I emailed to ask about it, they replied with another wrong date that was sooner, but still a long way off.  So the info they gave me about the delivery was wrong and needlessly caused concern, but the timing of the delivery was actually acceptable.

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Often, Big Companies Suck when compared to Smaller Ones

I have a new employee starting on Friday and needed a new computer. Generally I like to buy from Dell because they keep all system info online for future retrieval. So yesterday (Monday, June 21st, 2004) I went online to Dell’s Outlet and selected a pre-built system and requested it to be shipped Fedex Saver (3 day) on my account. (I know, I always do things at the "last minute", but that’s because prior to the last minute, something else is always urgent!) So if it shipped on Tueday it would arrive Friday, no problem (the new employee is technical and will be tasked with setting up their own machine.)

Well, I go online to make sure it shipped, and notice it is "in process" with an estimated ship date of July 8th, 2004 (13 days after I need it)!!! I left an email message just now, but my expectations they will expedite it are less than 1%, and I’ll probably have to cancel the order and find something else locally.

What reminded me to check the shipping status was an email from NewEgg, which is where I placed an order after placing my Dell order for a really nice monitor to go with the new system I ordered from Dell. Contrary to Dell, NewEgg emailed me a shipping confirmation with my Fedex tracking number showing that my order will arrive tomorrow, a day early!  I selected NewEgg partly because they had a really good price, but primarily because their CNET rating was very high, and boy did they prove why!

This whole experience reminds me of a similar one about two months ago when I decided to buy a digital camcorder. After searching CNET for the best combination of price and rating I settled on buying from PCandPlasma (has anyone ever noticed how ALL online and mail-order camera stores are located in New York City? But I digress…)

After getting the annoying but ubiquitous (from a New York City online retailer) phone call saying they need to talk to me before shipping my order, and then attempting to hard-upsell me on cheap yet expensively-priced tchotchkes (which didn’t upset me as I went shopping for a low price, and the low price stores all do it), I stressed to the sales rep at PCandPlasma that my order absolutely had to arrive within three days.

I got everything within two days.

But PCandPlasma didn’t have everything I needed in stock so I went over to to pick of the remaining items, most importantly a tripod. I placed the order online, and then checked it the next day.

It hadn’t shipped.

I called, and found that their staff really couldn’t tell me exactly when it would ship because had different warehouses and couldn’t easily tell what was where. Sony’s customer support rep told me she thought it would arrive in time, and that she would call me back to confirm (to her credit she was very nice, but she also didn’t call back.)

I needed on Friday as I was planning to travel on Sunday. Guess what? It didn’t arrive on Friday. I checked online and it hadn’t even shipped. So I emailed and requested the order be cancelled (I didn’t call because the prior call took 45 minutes on hold to speak to someone.)

As an aside and not directly related to the core theme of this post, on the next day, Saturday, I went to local Wolf Camera to pick up the needed tripod. (Unfortunately the saleman there didn’t think to upsell me to a tripod with fluid head for video, even though I asked if the one I selected was okay for video. Who was I to know at the time what I really needed? I didn’t learn that until during and after the trip! Funny thing was he was on commission and the tripod I ended up getting from another salesman was $180 instead of the $30 I bought from him. Duh!)

When I got back from my trip, I found that my Sony order has been delivered on Wednesday. Not only had there not been any chance of getting it by the prior Friday, they didn’t even pay attention to my request to cancel! So I had to then go to the trouble and expense of sending it back (to be fair the accepted the RMA with no hassle though I wonder if PCandPlasma. But then I’m only conjecturing because of the hard-upsell.)

So the bottom line is this: If you want and/or need fast service, forget the big guys. They are either too big with disjoint processes that can’t serve you well if they try, or they are simply too big to care. Go with the small scrappy companies for whom your business is their lifeblood. They are the ones who will bend over backwards to make sure you get what you need, when you need it.